Thursday, April 12, 2007

HoserMobile 2

HoserMobile 2- The Engine Donor
It appears that our beloved HoserMobile is in need of some serious repair. In it's existing state, she wouldn't even make it to the Autobahn and if by chance she did, her top speed on all 2 cylinders would be around 80km/hr.
We were able to nab this 1992 Geo Metro on Tuesday to act as a parts car for our HoserMobile. We'll be using the engine, transmission, windshield, starter, alternator and both front bucket seats.
Our HoserMobile needs to leave for Great Britain in about 6 weeks so we still have plenty of time to make sure she's up to the task.
We'll keep you posted.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007


Only 14 weeks remain until we board that plane for Manchester......actually, Regina to Toronto, Toronto to Glasgow, Glasgow to Manchester. Every day from now until July 18th will be spent waiting for a travel visa. Today we wait for our visas from The Kyrgyz Republic. They should be arriving any day now, then it's Azerbaijan, Armenia, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Russia, Mongolia and China.
Each visa requires filling out an application and sending it to the local Embassy of that country along with cash and our original passports. Each one takes from 1 week to as many as 3 weeks to return so as you can see 14 weeks may be cutting it close. There is a way to speed up the process with some countries- that being more cash. We may look at that option as we get closer to July. But for now...we wait.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Canada Grieves

Our thoughts and prayers go to the families of the six Canadian soldiers killed in action in Afghanistan this weekend.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

What's a Hoser?

Today, the word hoser evokes - sometimes sympathetically, with gentle ribbing, and sometimes negatively - a stereotypical Canadian male, typically lower to middle class, white and English Canadian. He is especially concerned with drinking beer and watching hockey. The hoser is understood as a product of a poor and white upbringing, whether urban or rural, but never from a more cosmopolitan lifestyle. He is generally assumed to be unemployed, although he may also work in primary industry (manufacturing, mining, forestry, etc.) or as a tradesman or a manual labourer. He is typically not university-educated: if he has any education past high school, it's a college trade program. If he does go on to university, or moves to a city, he will still have preferences for "hoser" food, clothing, music, and sports, and will retain the language inflections of his upbringing.

He's often imagined wearing heavy winter clothing, usually a flannel lumberjack shirt, Kodiak boots and a tuque. He is generally a young adult to middle age, and may be somewhat aggressive given the beer and hockey, but may conversely be passive and amiable, given the beer. In musical culture, he is correlated with classic and mainstream rock music, particularly with Rush, Nickelback and the earlier, rowdier works of The Tragically Hip. If he goes out socially, it's usually to a donut shop.

A hoser's flannel shirt may also be referred to as a "Kenora dinner jacket". (Some regional variations of this term also exist, usually substituting a hoser-stereotyped local community's name in place of Kenora.) [2]

Perhaps the iconic representations of this definition of hoser in Canadian culture are Bob & Doug McKenzie of SCTV and Strange Brew. This model also profoundly informs The Red Green Show, and some sketch characters on Royal Canadian Air Farce (e.g. "Mike, from Canmore", "A Canadian Moment") and This Hour Has 22 Minutes (e.g. Connie Bloor, the Quinlan Quints). Although set in the United States, Wayne's World — which was created by a Canadian, Mike Myers — also shares some common elements with the hoser archetype.

Hoser may also refer more generically to a rude and unkempt person, similar to the more universal terms boor, slob, and lout. However, like other such terms (e.g. jerk) it can also be used in a much more general sense as an all-purpose mild insult. The term is also sometimes used outside of Canada as a mocking term for any Canadian, although this usage may be perceived as offensive because of the word's more particular meaning within Canada. (See Anti-Canadianism)

Bob & Doug McKenzie defined the term as "What you call your little brother when your mother isn't in the room."

Monday, April 2, 2007

Update!

Hey check out mongolrally.ca when you get some time, we have added a new section to the site called "Canadiana Corner", we have posted images of things we think represent Canada and what it is like to be a Canadian. We are very proud to be representing Canada in the 2007 Mongol Rally and can only hope to uphold all previously inherited stereotypes...eh.

P.S. Stay tuned in the next couple of days we will be posting some new glam shots of the boys as well as updating the noise on mongolrally.ca

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

The Hosers Official Team Band

Jason, Mike and Team Saskatchewan's official RCMP liaison, Ryan Currie, headed north to the Town of Craik last Friday night to meet with their new favorite band, "Brewster and the Roosters".

Bandmembers Bruce, Dave and Jack played a terrific set at "Flo's Bar and Grill" and even had a few residents of the cozy prairie town turning down their hearing aids. The Town of Craik will never be the same.

Dave and Jack even agreed to play a show at Ulaan Bataar for the rally's wind up party....but we'd need to fly them there in a private jet. I'm not sure we can raise the funds for that so we may be stuck listening to the soothing sounds of Kuvezin Yat-Kha's Mongolian Throat Singing.

Check out "Brewster and the Rooster" at http://www.brewsterandtheroosters.com/ or hear bits of their tunes at http://cdbaby.com/cd/brewsterroosters


Friday, March 23, 2007

Bits & Pieces

Just a couple short notes:
  • We have posted our Canada AM interview on the 15 minutes page of our website. Take a look and let us know if we are fit to host our own television show...think Dr.Phil, but with Canadians.
  • Vote for us! Some fellow rallies thought it would be fun to post a survey on which team will break down the first. Well we took it as a challenge, lets blow the others out of the water. Go here http://uk.geocities.com/croft_boy2000/links.html and vote for Team Saskatchistan (Team Saskatchewan).
  • We have added a new feature to our website mongolrally.ca on the Route Marker page. We thought it would be fun to keep track of some of the more "interesting" material we find on the web about the people and places we will be experiencing on our adventure. Check it out at the bottom of the Route Marker page.
  • You may have also noticed some different sounds throughout the website, keep checking back from time to time for more sounds that....well WE find funny!